“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

(via geniusly)

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unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal
Orphan Black star Tatiana Maslany has been treated like the second coming of Meryl… as she walked on to the Comic-Con stage Saturday night, an enthusiastic fan’s cry of “You deserve an Emmy!” caused the crowd to roar in approval. - Tatiana Maslany: the subject of more than a few stories declaring her the people’s lead actress (vulture)

(Source: 324b21-clone, via obobsessed)

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

(Source: dddderrnsuree, via obobsessed)

hamtastrophe:

my coworker is looking at reddit and I’m saying “cool meme” to every pic he’s opening regardless of what it is and he’s getting progressively more and more frustrated and yelling “IT’S NOT A MEME”

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nemusou:

stabilizedinsanity:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

23devil:

emeraldembers:

gondor-calls-for-aid:

4-1-3:

People who are younger than you but taller

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People who are younger than you but better than you at something

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People who are younger than you

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People

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Being turned into a llama

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A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

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yeah… weird

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(Source: outcense, via teganfuck)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via emtvacation)

15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

(via geniusly)

bisexiel:

ravenclawsleftclaw:

bisexiel:

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

idk im kind of confused on taxes?? 

BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS

LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE

(Source: notclintbarton, via emtvacation)

mintiscream: What's your career goal after college?

50starsand13bars:

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rosaparking:

blowmeonelastkiss:

fashion is a lifestyle, it’s a choice. it’s a freedom of expression. you have to live it, you have to love it. you have to breathe it. life’s all about love and glamour

Im so scared

cornfuse:

cornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

(Source: thirstiest, via emtvacation)

onlylolgifs:

trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day

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(Source: 2pcanadas, via emtvacation)

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